Houdini : A person skilled at escaping.
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wiki-minaj:

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"   Life always give us exactly the teacher we need at every moment. This includes every mosquito, every misfortune, every red light, every traffic jam, every obnoxious supervisor, every illness, every loss, every moment of joy or depression, every addiction, every breath. Every moment is the guru.   "
-Charlotte Joko Beck  (via sarahbethyoga)
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"   i’m sorry, but that’s just the way it is   "
-people who benefit from the way it is and do not want to change it any time soon and aren’t sorry at all (via forlovers)
"   If people refuse to look at you in a new light and they can only see you for what you were, only see you for the mistakes you’ve made, if they don’t realize that you are not your mistakes, then they have to go.   "
-Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via quotethat)
"   I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.   "
-Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner  (via eev-ee)
"   I went into the desert to forget about you. But the sand was the color of your hair. The desert sky was the color of your eyes. There was nowhere I could go that wouldn’t be you.   "
-Jeffrey Eugenides  (via solemnness)
"   You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.   "
-Dita von Teese (via niselle)
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"   People think of education as something they can finish.   "
-Isaac Asimov (via fawun)

sallymurphy:

i just really need that sexual domination right about now

off-milk:

if you were to delete your tumblr, they should give you a folder, of everything you have ever reblogged and liked, so that everything never seemed like a waste of time and the lovely pictures you have seen are still in your memory,

kid-b:

i know you shouldnt judge people based on their music taste but the truth is that 99% of the time it works

"   Don’t lose yourself just because you found somebody.   "
-Unknown  (via ohhmygossip)